Toilet Piano Mat

Regular price £999
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Description

Take your toilet breaks to the next level.

Who says you can't make music while you do your business? This Toilet Piano Mat turns your bathroom floor into a full-blown keyboard, so you can tickle the ivories while you, well... tickle the ivories. Just don't expect to leave the loo anytime soon.

Why you'll love it
  • Interactive piano keys for toe-tapping toilet-time entertainment.
  • Waterproof and non-slip design, because bathroom floors are no place for jazz hands.
  • Bright, colourful piano graphics to liven up your loo.
  • Includes a cheeky 'Do Not Disturb' sign for uninterrupted performances.
  • Easy to clean, so your bathroom encore can stay fresh.
Why it's a great gift
  • Perfect for musicians with a questionable sense of humour.
  • Ideal for anyone who takes their toilet time very seriously.
  • Great for pranksters, novelty gift fans and bathroom comedians.
  • A hilarious choice for birthdays, Secret Santa and Christmas.
  • For the person who has everything – except a piano in the toilet.

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