Penis Pasta

Make dinner a little bit cheekier.

Forget boring spaghetti – this pasta is bringing something rather more memorable to the dinner table. Shaped like penises and ready to cook, it's the perfect way to turn an ordinary meal into a seriously silly one. Because apparently, even pasta can be a bit rude.

Why you'll love it

• Hilariously cheeky penis-shaped pasta for maximum dinner-table giggles.
• 200g pack that's perfect for a fun meal for two or sharing with your favourite people.
• Easy to cook just like regular dried pasta – no special culinary skills required.
• A guaranteed conversation starter, whether you're serving it up or giving it as a gift.
• Turns an everyday meal into something considerably more memorable.

Why it's a great gift

• Perfect for couples with a playful sense of humour.
• Great for hen parties, birthdays, anniversaries and cheeky celebrations.
• Ideal for foodies who have definitely seen enough normal pasta.
• A hilarious Secret Santa or stocking filler for the right person.
• For anyone who likes their dinner with a generous helping of innuendo.