Namaste, Go Fuck Yourself Door Mat

Regular price £1499
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Description

Balance your inner peace with a bold dose of reality thanks to the 50% Namaste 50% Go F*ck Yourself Entrance Mat. Equal parts zen and savage, this statement doormat sets the tone before anyone even knocks — calm on the outside, chaos underneath.

Key Features
  • Bold slogan design blending humour, attitude and ironic calm
  • Durable coir-style surface helps trap dirt and debris from shoes
  • Non-slip backing for secure placement at your doorstep
  • Suitable for indoor or covered outdoor use
Perfect For
  • People who are spiritual… but only to a point
  • Homes with strong personalities and even stronger opinions
  • Gifting to friends who love sarcastic, no-filter humour
  • Housewarmings, birthdays or making a very clear first impression

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