Namaste, Go Fuck Yourself Door Mat
Namaste, Go Fuck Yourself Door Mat is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
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Dispatch Date and Shipping
Dispatch Date and Shipping
This product is produced on demand and is usually dispatched within 5-7 working days.
Order can be shipped via Royal Mail 24hr or 48hr service
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Description
Description
Balance your inner peace with a bold dose of reality thanks to the 50% Namaste 50% Go F*ck Yourself Entrance Mat. Equal parts zen and savage, this statement doormat sets the tone before anyone even knocks — calm on the outside, chaos underneath.
Key Features
- Bold slogan design blending humour, attitude and ironic calm
- Durable coir-style surface helps trap dirt and debris from shoes
- Non-slip backing for secure placement at your doorstep
- Suitable for indoor or covered outdoor use
Perfect For
- People who are spiritual… but only to a point
- Homes with strong personalities and even stronger opinions
- Gifting to friends who love sarcastic, no-filter humour
- Housewarmings, birthdays or making a very clear first impression
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