FFS What Do You Want Now? Entrance Mat

Regular price £1499
Tax included

Dispatch Date and Shipping

This product is produced on demand and is usually dispatched within 5-7 working days.

Order can be shipped via Royal Mail 24hr or 48hr service

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Description

Roll out the warmest of welcomes… or not. This brutally honest doormat says exactly what you’re thinking before you’ve even opened the door. Perfect for unexpected visitors, delivery drivers, and anyone who should’ve texted first.

Key Features
  • Bold “FFS What Do You Want Now?” slogan
  • Durable coir-style surface
  • Non-slip backing
  • Ideal standard doormat size
Perfect For
  • Sarcastic homeowners
  • Housewarming gifts with attitude
  • Friends who hate surprise visits
  • Birthdays or cheeky Christmas gifts

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