Kindly Fuck Off Door Mat

£14⁹⁹

Tax included

Dispatch Date and Shipping

This product is produced on demand and is usually dispatched within 5-7 working days.

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Description

Polite? Technically. Subtle? Absolutely not. This entrance mat says what you’re thinking—just with a *tiny* bit of manners. Perfect for keeping your doorstep clean and your boundaries crystal clear.

Key Features

Bold “Kindly F*** Off” slogan
Durable coir-style material
Hard-wearing for everyday use
Non-slip backing

Perfect For

Homes with a sense of humour
Housewarming gifts with attitude
Setting the tone at the front door
Anyone who values their peace and quiet

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