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Promises, promises... These cheques won't bounce but, if you get lucky, the recipient might. Boost your own erotic credit rating with a Bonk of Eros high interest account. Just choose one of the 30 cheeky promises or use a blank cheque to write your own saucy pledge to a significant other. Then all you have to do is pay the bearer on demand. A word of caution - don't forget to fill in the recipient's name or you may find yourself having to dress up for the pleasure of the cleaning lady. Cheques include: 'I promise to shag you all night,' 'I promise to take my socks off before sex,' 'I promise to stop telling you to hurry up,' 'I promise to let you tie me up,' and 'I promise not to laugh during sex'.
Small print: interest rates can go up or down and you should ensure that you have the sufficient wherewithal in your account before making promises you may be unable to keep
- 30 saucy promise cheques.
- Cheques include: 'I promise to shag you all night', 'I promise to take my socks off before sex', 'I promise to let you tie me up' and many more.
- 6 blank cheques.
- Suitable for adults.
- Size: 20 x 7 x 0.5cm.
Due to their raunchy content this product is not suitable for those under the age of 18 years.
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