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This is a bold statement, but I think we can go so far as to say that these are the silliest, and doubtless the most tasteless pieces of desk paraphernalia that we have encountered here at IWOOT. Two attributes of course that make showing them to you an absolute necessity. Introducing the Cat and Dog's Arse Sharpeners. Sigh. There are no words that readily spring to mind to soften the blow. You stick your pencil in their derrières, they meow or woof (depending on your pet of choice), and sharpen your pencil. Your peculiar pets stand in their own little trays that catch your pencil shavings. Of course not many people use pencils much these days, but these are perhaps one of the best reasons there has ever been for going out and buying one right now.

  • The Cat and Dog's Arse Sharpener, no reading between the lines required.
  • Sharpen your pencils and crayons manually using their bums.
  • Shavings will fall neatly into their litter trays (included).
  • A 'meowing' and 'barking' sound chip (respectively) is activated as you sharpen.
  • The animals are made of plastic.
  • The cat is in black or white and the dog is available in white.
  • Suitable for ages 16 years+.
  • Requires a watch cell battery (included).
  • Size: 15 x 12 x 4 cm.

No animals were harmed in the making of this product. Don't try sharpening your pencil in a real cat or dog if you value your life. Or even if you don't come to think of it.

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best item to have in a classroom

The kids' faces were an absolute picture when they saw where I put the pencil! When they heard the "miaow" they were in stitches!

22/10/2009 by Superteach

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