The Top 10 Funny Valentine’s Cards: Love At First Laugh

Often the question arises of what to write in a Valentine’s card. We think and we think, but the words just get jumbled up.

Well, if you don’t fancy yourself a poet of the soul, comedy is an easy way to steal your loved one’s heart — and potentially their breath as they laugh hysterically on the ground.

1. I Love You More Than A Vegan Sausage Roll
2. I'll Hammer You Tonight
3. Penne Ting
4. Sexy Hand Gesture
5. I'd Run Through A Field Of Wheat With You
6. Solid 6/10
7. I Will Share My Chicken Nuggets With You
8. Someday I Hope To Be Your Emergency Contact
9. Drunken Mistake
10. Only With You For The Present