Crap Inventions

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We really aren't a cynical bunch here at IWOOT but let's face it, there really are a lot of rubbish inventions out there. Take stealth taxes for example, who in god's name thought that was good plan? Well those nutters at Craptrumps have come up with the ultimate anti-invention. Crap Inventions is the next serving of competitive crap cards following the success of Crap Cars and Crappy Christmas. Crap Inventions exposes those crap inventions that really make your blood boil. Take the Wheel Clamp for example, Spam Emails, Wasps, and Bank Charges to name but a few. Out crap-factor your opponents from ten categories, including 'Resale Value' and 'Beard Consultation Rating (rubs per minute)'. It's silly and yet deeply satisfying at the same time - it's such fun to rubbish all those inventions that irritate the heck out of you.

Features

  • Fifty-five cards featuring some of the worst inventions EVER.

Try and out crap-factor your opponents with the following categories:-

  • Year of Conception
  • Beard Consultation Rating (rubs per minute)
  • Benefit to Society
  • Tolerable Lifespan
  • Resale Value
  • Environmental Damage
  • Expletive Volume
  • Population Affected
  • Resources
  • Crap Factor
  • Cards also feature traditional suits for regular card playing.
  • Comes in a nice shiny box.
  • Suitable for ages 14 years+.
  • Card Size: 11 x 7.5cm.

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I've been waiting for a "sequel" to the hilarious crap cars card game for aaaaaaaaaaaaaages and here it is! There are some really crap inventions in there and some that would seem complete sense to a deranged armadillo. More hours of hilarity to be had, trying to play a game whilst crying laughing.
Tracy, Conwy

Packed full of laughs and packed full of crap inventions. Someone should invent a machine that stops your sides from splitting. Genius!
Colin, Carluke



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