Sat Nag
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keys to grow or shrink the magnifying window.The Sat Nag is the greatest in-car invention since the Sat Nav. Actually no, it's better than a Sat Nav, and even if it's guaranteed to get you nowhere fast, it's one of those jokes that just keeps on giving. Press the button on the front and a very well-recorded, patronising woman's voice will come out with one of a host of hysterical Sat Nav-type commands. With such crackers as: "I know you're a man, but it's been 35 minutes now, so can you please admit you're lost and ask someone the way"; and "In 100 metres turn left. No right, err, no left. Sorry, I never can tell my left from my right", as well as "In 50 meters I'm going to put on my most annoying voice and say 'Is your short cut really faster when we get stuck in traffic like this, well, is it darling?" and "In 100 meters I'm going to talk to you in that special voice, which should let you know you've upset me in some way that is bound to be your fault".
There are loads of them, and the main reason they're so darn funny is that (whilst ducking a flying shoe) they're so accurate, we've all been there, and boy are we all going there again. There are a few 'not in front of the children' comments, but none that are too offensive. This anti-compass has a holographic screen, highlighting the important roads such as Whiny Lane, Backseat Drive and Earache Avenue, and will have you howling with laughter both at the idiosyncrasies of women in passenger seats and also how dumb men are behind the wheel - every car should have one.
Features
- The in-car gadget that gets you nowhere fast.
- This mock-up Sat Nav is crammed with totally unhelpful and embarrassingly familiar offerings from a patronising woman's voice such as "In 100 metres turn left. No right, err, no left. Sorry, I never can tell my left from my right".
- The Sat Nag has a holographic screen highlighting roads such as Earache Avenue.
- Suitable for ages 16 years+ (some strong language).
- Size: 10 x 8 x 2cm.
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Customer Reviews for Sat Nag
Sat Nag
SATNAG. An hilarious and well received present. With one of these in the car you don't need your parner to comment on your driving!
Trevor, Farnham
Comedy value. Office love it. Causes so many "She says that to me moments" around the pub!!! Get one
Kieran, Sheffield
SatNag - I bought one for my husband as he had wanted a SatNav for ages - he kept claiming a SatNav would be easier to reason with than me on the road - unfortunately, it backfired on me as whenever I offer advice, he sets it off repeatedly until I shut up!
In brief - will cause lots of laughs - may cause divorce - will definitely cause a slap round the back of the head!
Beverley, Derby
Fantastic! I gave this as an anniversary present to my best friend and her hubby, They loved it so much he carries it around in his pocket - just incase he needs it. He even used it on his mother-in-law!! Highly recomend it.
Jenni, ilminster
I Bought This And It Was Terrible.
It Wouldnt Actually Get Me Anywhere! It Was A Terrible SatNav
Conor, Essex
My dad has been wanting one of these for years. So finally for his birthday he opened up my present to find his dream present. There and then he very excitedly hoped in the car turned on the sat nav and was in total shock when it told him to shut up. PRICELESS! Thanks IWOOT.
Nick, London
