It happens all too often! The phone rings, you pick it up and your heart sinks as the chatterbox caller reveals themself. You know that this could go on for hours, days even, and you need a quick escape. You don't want to be rude though, of course you are interested in your granny's neighbour's god daughter's knee operation - who wouldn't be? It's just that, oh, hark, is that the doorbell? There's no mistaking the tell tale 'ding dong' and you simply must dash to get it. Choose your escape route from the six sound effects - smash, flush, knock knock, alarm, nudge and ding dong. These saviour sounds are housed in a keyring sized mini phone with six touch buttons. An escape at your fingertips- genius!

Please note, this product is exempt from all special promotions and discount offers.

Features

• Mini phone keyring with excuse buttons.
• Six buttons all corresponding to a different excuse.
• Excuse sounds are: smash, flush, knock knock, alarm, nudge, ding dong.
• A fingertip get-out clause- genius.
• Suitable for ages 8 years+.
• Size: 9 x 3 x 3cm.

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